Dane's First Day of Preschool

Dane's first day in preschool. He was the naughtiest one in class - just like his old man. But 3 year old chicks dig bad boys.

Whitney the Evil Villian

The other day Whitney asked me to help her twist the apple peeler into Jasmin because, "she was bad". I asked her what she had done to deserve such sadistic punishment. "She kissed another guy, she drank some coffee, she smoked a cigarette, she kicked a guy in the penis and she escaped from jail." I don't know what they're teaching her in primary.